chaoswolf

I.Because I thought it was funny.
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mdlbear's '94 Honda Civic was pronounced DOA. There didn't appear to be any way to save its life, as the cost of ressurecting it was more than choosing its successor, a '04 Honda Civic.

II. Because I'm in love. :
A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. If there's anyone you love this much, re-post this in your journal.

III.This is funny. Thank you,

austerdilvahn! BTW: I don't think I'm making it to class. You have my cell # to call me.
HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never (ever) read a book of demon summoning aloud, not even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, kill them immediately. It will save you a lot of trouble in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open the portals to Hell.
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the
dead as well.
8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET
THE HELL OUT!
9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits. Just get out!
10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look
around.
12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite
the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast
enough to catch up with you.
14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing,
fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, multi-level marketing, and so on, kill
them immediately.
15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm
Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda
Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking
house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had a full
tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely while being eaten
alive.
17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws.
This applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible
fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.
18. If you enter a house and a disembodied voice tells you to "GET OUT", listen to the helpful voice
and leave.
19. Creepy old houses, campsites, or castles are never good places for a party.
20. If anyone offers you $1,000,000 if you just stay the night in a house. Just leave and go buy a
lottery ticket. Your chances of winning the lottery are slightly higher then your chances of
living through the night.

IV.Love is...My definition of love is a relationship that lasts. My opinion of my current relationships is lonely. I mean, I'm not blaming either

asahoshi or Mayhem for never being around, but I could use someone online to game with every once in a while so I don't go crazy. I have bad days most of the time with Japanese tests, and now Mayhem isn't going to school locally so there's no hope of me getting cuddled when I get home, and with

asahoshi being over @

drakk_draconian's place most of the time....I just don't know. I can't seem to see my future in either relationship, but I will hold onto it for a while longer.