SGC Volume 2

[chaoswolf]

Mayhem: What if the armor gave the wearer a charisma bonus?
Me: That depends on the armor.
Mayhem: Only if it's leathers.
Emmy: Meow!
Mayhem: Unless you have a metal fetish...

Mayhem (still rolling treasure): Not again, not again!
Me: What?
Mayhem: Another intelligent weapon....
Me: Oops. I jinxed it...
Mayhem: Guess we have a lot of bright weapons now.
Me: What? Intelligent & Light shedding?
Mayhem: Yes. All bright weapons.

Mayhem: Well, charisma is it's highest stat...*sings* It's so pretty, oh so pretty! And sharp!
Me: *continuing tune* and SPLAT!!! Deadly...

Mayhem: I told her that the dagger speaks common & elven!
Emmy: If it speaks common & elven, I'll destroy it myself!
Mayhem: So does that mean you'll destroy everything that speaks common & elven?
Emmy: No, just every bloody sword!
Mayhem: It's only bloody if you stab someone!

Mayhem: Help, help, I'm being written!

Mayhem: It can detect magic at will.
Me: But what if Will doesn't have magic?

(From a previous game)
GMPC High Elven Matriarch (in Elven): Hello.
Fighter (not knowing what she said): I....like....swords?

Me: Please insert SGCs into this drop box!

Mayhem: Can we say smitie smitie?
Mayhem2: But what about mighty smitie?
Mayhem: Sounds Mighty Smitie to me!

Mayhem: The pen is mightier than the sword.
Emmy: Is that so? Than beat this! *pulls out a pink pen*
Mayhem: But it's...fluffy!

Mayhem: I like players for lunch!
Me: What type of dressing? Clothed or starkers?
Mayhem: GAH!
Me: Okay, Ranch, Ceaser, Blue Cheese, or mustard?
Mayhem: Shut it!

(Previous game)
Ranger: Do a detect evil on the hall of the fire giants.
Me: Uh...no.
Ranger: Shut up & do it.
Me: Um...k....detect evil....*SPLAT!*

Stay tuned for our next episode!