Stupid Gamer Comments: Volume I

[chaoswolf]

HF: Halfling Fighter

EW: Elven Wizard

EF: Elven Fighter

Mayhem (channeling HF): "I will cleave you with this dagger!"
Me (channeling EW): "Will you really?"
Mayhem (channeling HF): "Would you like to see?"

Me (speaking to Emmy): "Your dice hate you."
Emmy (speaking to me): "Why?"
Me: "I only have 30 HP..."
Emmy: "You only have 6 HP more than I do..."
Me: "That's okay, my weasel has 15..."
Emmy: "I have more HP than your weasel, so I'm okay."

Mayhem (rolling up magical items): "No more weapons!"
Emmy (mocking GM): "No more weapons!"
Mayhem: "Stop mocking me or I shall give you a +2 magical Cheese Grater!"