Missionary Breakage and update

[chaoswolf]

So...was minding my own business on Thursday night. asahoshi and I were watching Firefly episodes, and I think Led was asleep at the time. I heard a knock at the door. Answered it. 2 men were standing there, wearing badges with their names and the words "Jesus Christ" written across the top.

M1: Hi. What's your name?
Me: Chaos.
M2: Wow, is that your given name?
Me: Yes.
M1: Cool. Can you spare us a few minutes to talk about Jesus Christ?
Me: No thanks, Lucifer's my uncle. *Close door*
M1: Awesome. Say hi to him for me. *drops a religion pamphlet under the door before I close it.*
asahoshi: *falls on the ground with a roflmao*
Me: Hehehe. *shred pamphlet into recycling*

Update: Driving practice went relatively well on Saturday. I stayed over at asahoshi's again, and had driving practice on Saturday. Brake. Curb. Right. Will try not to do that again when I go out for another ride later this week. Erk. Um...Mother's day went well --- I went with them both to visit Chez Dixon, then came back to the apartment and did a lot of cleaning up of the kitchen. Cleared up a misunderstanding with my room mate, and am hoping that job prospects go better than they have been.

Comments

[shadowe_wraithe]

Heheheeee, despite the posted Pentacles and Greenman and a bunch of other OBVIOUSLY Pagan things outside on our house and in the yard...we get those sorts often enough. My favourite is to answer the door half naked, and say something to the effect of "My Goddess gave birth to your God and there isn't much else to talk about...unless you'd care to joint me for a ritual or sacrifice?"

Usually about then they back away shaking...

Hope the job prospects perk up soon...am keeping the candles lit for you Lil' One.

Love, Hugs and Blessings,
Shadowe

[capplor.livejournal.com]

Once the religion salesmen learn that there is a Baha'i in a neighbor hood, they leave the whole street (or more) alone. My neighbors really appreciate that.

I'm not telling you to lie; but what you did will just be taken as a challenge to them. There will be more there in fairly short order.

Did I ever tell you about the time that I had the JW's & the Mormons in the house at the same time?

[randwolf.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[pnthrmgck.livejournal.com]

Hehe, Nice. I usually like to give them my agnostic schpeal about how I have converted a bunch of there bible into scientific notation and how whoever whote the thing had no clue what the hell he was wring and just basically put down, 'I see pretty colors' when what he was actually seeing was a supernova or whatnot. I do this for about a half hour or so, there wanting to leave but cant because there trying to be polite and i just keep talking and having a semi debate watching them squirm when i ask them for logical and scientific reasoning for things to which there is none. ^.^