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Now, you have to understand the way on the trip up --- [livejournal.com profile] sailorv61's cigarette lighter didn't work, so I couldn't have plugged in my iPod to give us some music. The only 3 CDs I had with me were Cheap Hooch, Four Shillings Short and Just Beyond. So, one of the two ways I found of keeping us entertained was asking silly questions/coming up with random comments, and finding familiar music on my iPod that she knew, singing it so she could come in on the chorus/sing along if she knew it.

Legend:
Bun-Bun: How many furs does it take to get to WA?
CW: 2, but Rioga goes to China first.

BB: How many tanks of gas does it take to get to WA?
CW: 7, especially if Rioga goes to China first. (actually, only 3 in a Prius)

BB: *pulls into a Jack In The Box* Can haz cheezburger nao?
JITB: *silence for 1...2...3..* Pardon?
CW: I think you tripped her hampster. Don't do that again.

CW: Anything you say on this road-trip can and will be misquoted posted and used against you in an LJ post.

Is that a chip in my bra or are we texin' u? (in a text message sent to [livejournal.com profile] silverstorm2013

CW: (in a text message sent to the other dave) So you don't mind me icin' your woman?
Dave: Sneer.
CW: Is that Canadian for sumefin, eh?

BB: Could you put the lid on my water now?
*CW, who is nomming chicken strips, puts the sauce container with a strip in her maw, uses both paws to grab the water bottle & lid, putting the lid back on water & hands it to wabbit.* Needed both paws.
BB: *drops lid under feet 'cuz she's a klutz.*
CW: I iz so not putting it back nao.

CW: Never again will I take a road trip w/ BunBun - she will demand a systematic map of every Burger King between points A & B.

CW: *opens a bag of salt & vinegar chips* Want some more smelling chips?
BB: Nah. I'm full.
CW: Awww...no more chips in the bra?
BB: So when you see Dave, tell him to look in the bra if he gets hungry. I keep chips in there.

CW: Wilcox Gulf Rd...where are we?
BB: Still in California. I'll let you know when we're out.
CW: Are we there yet?
BB: No. Still in California, Chaos.
CW: D'oh!

BB: I <3 Mountains! It's where all the curves are.
CW: Real Mountains Have Curves!

Q: Can we make it through 1 state without Chaos asking "Are we there yet?"
A: No. CA: 27. Oregon: 7. WA: 2.

Non-sequiter (by BB): My boobies smell like vinegar!
Me: Quick! Check the Bra! There might be more than chips in there!
BB: If you're lucky, you might even find a fruit snack!

CW: *punches address of hotel into GPS, looks up @ BB* It can't find it in Seattle, It's only in SeaTac, according to the unit.
BB: *calls and asks for clarification*
Me: Why the slagging hell didn't you just say SeaTac when I asked you the first time?! We are in CHINA now because of you, Bob!

CW: *infomercial voice-over* Never again will you ever need to place your metal-clad paws into a cooler of ice. Now, with our IceGauntlets, you can wear as many rings as you want and never lose feeling to your fingers. Our IceGauntlets have been proven and tested to withstand arctic temperatures!

CW: (when BunBun is asked a question concerning breakfast after 2 days of sleep dep and driving) BunBun is incapable of making a decision right now. Please to leave a message after the tone.

It occurred to me only after everyone had left the house that I probably should've asked for a house key. If I expect to be doing house-hunting or anything like that, I may need one.So...waiting to talk to either [livejournal.com profile] acrobatty or [livejournal.com profile] jenkitty when one or the other gets home from work. I think AB might be home now, but I'm not in a hurry to go look. Am now waiting for whichever one who gets home first to inform them of the fact I'm taking the afternoon to hunt an apartment. Led's found some great possibilities.

Date: 2009-04-06 07:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] callibr8
There should be a spare house key on a hook on the right side of the mail sorter in the entryway. It's on a keyring that has a small dreamcatcher on it.

Date: 2009-04-06 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randwolf.livejournal.com
Welcome to the 'hood.

Date: 2009-04-06 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sailorv61.livejournal.com
BEST ROAD TRIP EVER!

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