Dropkick midgits?

Can I play soccer with my sister's little friends and use them as field goals? I wanna drop-kick 'em into the toilet! They're so disobedient...and Mom changed the plans. She told me there'd only be one borrowed midgit! Not three! That just pisses me off.......to no end. Now I'm pissed. What's worse: I don't have a sanity check sleeping in my room tonight, so I possibly can go nuts & whack'em all in their sleep or something.