sparking tests
May. 6th, 2003 11:26 pmMutant test! Mutant wannabe. damn.
Gender Test!It all adds up...You are definitely a man! You bitches! I'm a CHICK!
Personality test. I'm a BUSINESSMAN (Dominant Extrovert Concrete Thinker) Damnit! I'm a gamer, not a fuckin' zootsuit person!
Pick-up test results: What's up frigidaire. I am 32% pick-upable. What's a frigidaire?
You are...81%...compatible! Really? Never would've guessed. Mayhem & I are a matched set!
Congrats! You are 31% sexy. With a 51% chance of dying during sex? OW!
Greetings, lover. You scored a...56%. Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Damn! I am in love! (Or am I really a confusoid?)
Damn, J-Lo! You are...78% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Damnit! Why'd they compare me to Jenny Lopez?!?
Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 66%rock-solid friend. Only slightly? That's no fun.
Gender Test!It all adds up...You are definitely a man! You bitches! I'm a CHICK!
Personality test. I'm a BUSINESSMAN (Dominant Extrovert Concrete Thinker) Damnit! I'm a gamer, not a fuckin' zootsuit person!
Pick-up test results: What's up frigidaire. I am 32% pick-upable. What's a frigidaire?
You are...81%...compatible! Really? Never would've guessed. Mayhem & I are a matched set!
Congrats! You are 31% sexy. With a 51% chance of dying during sex? OW!
Greetings, lover. You scored a...56%. Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Damn! I am in love! (Or am I really a confusoid?)
Damn, J-Lo! You are...78% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Damnit! Why'd they compare me to Jenny Lopez?!?
Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 66%rock-solid friend. Only slightly? That's no fun.
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<a href="http://www.thespark.com/mutanttest/">Mutant test!</a> Mutant wannabe. damn.
<a href="http://www.thespark.com/gendertest/">Gender Test!It all adds up...You are definitely a man!</a> You bitches! I'm a CHICK!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/persontest">Personality test. I'm a BUSINESSMAN (Dominant Extrovert Concrete Thinker)</a> Damnit! I'm a gamer, not a fuckin' zootsuit person!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/pickuptest/"> Pick-up test results: What's up frigidaire. I am 32% pick-upable.</a> What's a frigidaire?
<a href="http://test.thespark.com/marriedtest/">You are...81%...compatible!</a> Really? Never would've guessed. Mayhem & I are a matched set!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/sextest/">Congrats! You are 31% sexy.</a> With a 51% chance of dying during sex? OW!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/lovetest/love.cgi">Greetings, lover. You scored a...56%. Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust?</a> Damn! I <i>am</i> in love! (Or am I really a confusoid?)
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/datetest">Damn, J-Lo! You are...78% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me.</a> Damnit! Why'd they compare me to Jenny Lopez?!?
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/friendtest/">Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 66%rock-solid friend.</a> Only slightly? That's no fun.
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest"According to the Gay Test...You are 67% GAY!</a> Only? Damnit. was hoping to be 100%.
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/">Only 44%. Damn.</a> Well, that's not much of a slut reputation, is it?
<a href="http://test.thespark.com/bitchtest/">The results are in. You are certifiably: 52% bitch!</a> Only a 52? Lousy. I thought I was more bitchy than that!
<a href="http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/">You are 52% Pure!</a> Aw man! I'm even guiltyer than I thought.
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/">The results are in. You are certifiably: 43% bastard!</a> Well. Where's the rest of that 100%?
I guess that's all the sparking I'm going to do for now. Might do more tests like this...damn you <lj site="livejournal.com" user="freyjaw"> Now you've got <b>me</b> doing it! (meant in jest, of course!)
<a href="http://www.thespark.com/gendertest/">Gender Test!It all adds up...You are definitely a man!</a> You bitches! I'm a CHICK!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/persontest">Personality test. I'm a BUSINESSMAN (Dominant Extrovert Concrete Thinker)</a> Damnit! I'm a gamer, not a fuckin' zootsuit person!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/pickuptest/"> Pick-up test results: What's up frigidaire. I am 32% pick-upable.</a> What's a frigidaire?
<a href="http://test.thespark.com/marriedtest/">You are...81%...compatible!</a> Really? Never would've guessed. Mayhem & I are a matched set!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/sextest/">Congrats! You are 31% sexy.</a> With a 51% chance of dying during sex? OW!
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/lovetest/love.cgi">Greetings, lover. You scored a...56%. Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust?</a> Damn! I <i>am</i> in love! (Or am I really a confusoid?)
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/datetest">Damn, J-Lo! You are...78% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me.</a> Damnit! Why'd they compare me to Jenny Lopez?!?
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/friendtest/">Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 66%rock-solid friend.</a> Only slightly? That's no fun.
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest"According to the Gay Test...You are 67% GAY!</a> Only? Damnit. was hoping to be 100%.
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/">Only 44%. Damn.</a> Well, that's not much of a slut reputation, is it?
<a href="http://test.thespark.com/bitchtest/">The results are in. You are certifiably: 52% bitch!</a> Only a 52? Lousy. I thought I was more bitchy than that!
<a href="http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/">You are 52% Pure!</a> Aw man! I'm even guiltyer than I thought.
<a href="http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/">The results are in. You are certifiably: 43% bastard!</a> Well. Where's the rest of that 100%?
I guess that's all the sparking I'm going to do for now. Might do more tests like this...damn you <lj site="livejournal.com" user="freyjaw"> Now you've got <b>me</b> doing it! (meant in jest, of course!)