Vampire The Masquerade: My universe

[chaoswolf]

Make the assumption that the exchanges are between myself & asahoshi, and that the ST stands for "Storyteller," whichever one of us is in charge of that current plotline.

Disclamer: Nothing said here was actually intended for the SGC community, but these are such cute scenes I had to put them here & in the SGC. Gomen-nasai (sorry).....forgive any stupidity or excessive cuteness, as that is why sgc_gaming exists.

Ryu (Anarchy): *pulls Darkkon off his Uncle to stop the tickle attack*
ST (Chaos): Darkkon bites your arm & starts chewing on your wrist.
Ryu: Awww...how cute!
ST: He starts to seriously frenzy & go for your throat.
Ryu: Dragon! HELP!!!
Dragon (me): Cute...
Ryu: It's trying to eat me!
Dragon: *smirks a little & goes to help save his love*
Ryu: *traumatized after the fact* It tried to eat me...!

Atlantia (A): *pokes Ryan's forehead* There's nothing there!
Ryan: *sighs* I know there's nothing there. Just the fact that we have a 99% blood match does not make me unicorn!
Ray (me): *smacks Ryan across the face* Weren't you listening to a single damned thing I said?!? That does make you a full unicorn! This means your sons, minus Dragon, are full blooded unicorns!
Atlantia: *still poking Ryan's forehead* There's nothing there!

Darkkon (C): *jumps on Atlantia & Ryan* BONZAI!!!!
Atlantia: Have you taken your medication today?
Darkkon: *looks sheepishly up at his mother* What medication?
Ryan: Darkkon....you know damned well what medication I am talking about ...
Darkkon: Oops....
** Background note: Darkkon is the first one in the family line to have ADHD.

Ryu (A): *practicing with Keanu some time later* It's migit is trying to eat me!
Dragon: Well, he is Darkkon's son you know...
Ryu: HELP!!! It's migit is trying to eat me!!!!
** Background note for this one: Keanu, being the son of Darkkon actually has ADHD & was perscribed Ritalin.

Keanu (c): *jumps on Lorena & Darkkon* BONZAI!
Darkkon: Oi...have you taken your medication today?
Keanu: What medication?
Darkkon: *looks up at his medication bottle, discovering it's empty* Um...love...I can't take my meds today.
Lorena (A): Why not?
Darkkon: Our son ate them!
Lorena: Oi...why me...?

Atlantia: *Looking @ Ryan's forehead, seeing a horn* There's someting there!
Ryan: I know. It finished growing about 4 years after I left...
Atlantia: *poking his horn to make sure it's real* There's something there!