Never again

I'm sorry, but if you want me to cook dinner, I need at least 20 minute warning and specific instructions on how to do what you told me to. ( Damn dinner! )

Letter To Ambiguity

Mr/Mrs/Ms Ambiguity --- I am upset that you can never give me a straight answer. All I want is a simple yes or no, possibly an explination of why I can't get that simple answer at the moment I ask the question. What's your deal? Why do you never answer with that simple one word, and must always be so vague and impossible to contact? I hate you. I hate your stupid status bubble that doesn't explain or show through the computer if it's a bad time? --- Concerned.