Box's Adventure With The Laundry

Box the Space Monkey decided it was a great idea for him to do laundry. What he forgot to do was check the pockets of the flannel shirt, and forgot that he left the cell phone in one of the pockets. Upon placing it into the dryer, the cell phone fell to the bottom of the washer, and it had already been run through. The end.

Moral of the story: I was stupid and forgot to check the pockets of the flannel shirt, so I am now temporarily down a cell phone. If anyone has some old Deathstar AT&T hardware that is new enough to accept sim cards but old enough that you've upgraded already, please comment and get in touch with me. mdlbear says we'll try on Friday to obtain a pay by the month contract & new unit. There's a first time for everything.